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This week in the One Direction fandom
- Liam and Niall were shocked/angry they were mobbed in Times Square, NYC.
- Liam Payne was so angry he spelt a TWEET RIGHT.
- Sydney Dalton was trying to be relevant again by dressing up and watching the boys working out in a GYM.
- Liam and Niall indirect tweeting her, and she bashed on them, again.
- Louis tweeting about horrible service and shit hit the fan. Again.
- Larry drama. AGAIN.
- Some girl tweeting Eleanor asking if her contract is up soon. Eleanor tweeted back a day later and of course shit hit the fan.
- Louis apparently DM this chick and got pretty angry.
- The Today show had a interview and when they were asked who was single. Zayn was like "oh yeah, I got a bitch at home" Calm down, Zayn don't be too excited.
- ADVENTUROUS ADVENTURES OF ONE DIRECTION!!!! If you haven't seen it, you are missing out on the best fanfic.
- We realized all fanfics should be in cartoon form.
- Nosh broke a lot of people's hearts.
- Millions are ovaries ceased to exsist because of Niall Horan.
- The awkwardness of One Direction talking about The Wanted could smack you in the face.
- People all of sudden love Niall even though that boy has been the sexiest thing since before the Earth.
- The DVD Watch party was not what people expected.
- Zayn Malik tweeted more on May 28,2012 than he ever has.
- Liam Payne's photobooth needs to be taken away from him.
- Harry Styles was being a badass changing the words to I Want.
- Liam James Payne swore on June 1, 2012 at 11: 38PM.
- Liam Payne had a worldwide jam session with fans. Listening to Otis, All of the Lights, and Sorry for Party Rocking.
- Huge NIAM that killed many of hearts.
- And the battle begins between elounor and larry shippers.
And All That Fun Stuff
floatingflocks-of-candleswans: when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop Oh my God. (Source: kanyewesticle, via whyisthereanalligator)
i’m not just a rusher. i’m an
Henderwhore,Cover Girl,Maslovers,Penators,Belt Buckles & a heffron driver.
PROBLEM?
and a silly rabbit
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
(Source: , via datingdustinbelt)
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.
no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…
*Dying because all of this*
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via btr-covergirl)
